Creepy Antique Clowns

My cousin and I went to an antique store recently. I didn't buy anything, because every item was so ridiculously overpriced. Here are some creepy antique clown items I found but absolutely did not purchase.

I apologize for the blurriness of this first photo. I guess none of these clowns look especially creepy (just a regular amount of creepy), but it's a very bizarre picture. It has one of those weird hobo or tramp clowns, and what's with the floating disembodied clown heads?

In the next picture, this little clown fellow looks as disturbed as I feel, but he made me this way. I'm not sure what his excuse is. There's another half a barrel behind him with his legs sticking out of it though, so I guess that might give some sort of hint as to why he's making that awful face.

This final clown was part of some big display or perhaps a beanbag toss game that seemed to be for Mardi Gras. It had other clowns, but none of them affected me as much as this one. He certainly does not look happy. Look into those eyes!

HE WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZESTY

Sometimes I have dreams that I wish were real experiences simply because I'd love to be able to tell the story as if it really happened rather than having to start with something like "I had a dream where..."

This is one of those dreams. It's realistic enough to have been real, but it just amuses me so much.

I had a dream where I was grocery shopping with somebody, and we were discussing the differences in taste between various types of apple. At one point we must have disagreed, because the discussion sort of became more of a debate. Then I feel it officially became an argument when they yelled about something being zesty. I don't think I'd ever heard someone yell that word before.