Today is Columbus Day.
About 518 years ago, three ships mistakenly sailed to the wrong continent, the passengers therefor discovering a completely new continent, which just so happened to be already inhabited by various thriving societies of native people (who are still, after all these centuries, commonly incorrectly referred to as "Indians"). As a result of all this, I don't have to go to work today, and apparently I can buy furniture interest-free.
Today is also National Coming Out Day.
I don't want them to be brainwashed into thinking that wearing these little Speedos and grinding against each other is an equally valid and successful option.
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